THREE straight complete games for Oakland starting pitchers since Boof got called up to the bullpen.
Dear Oakland,
If I am going against all of my natural instincts and trying to have warm fuzzy feelings for you and your hideous white shoes, you need to meet me half-way. I am not watching your games to see pitchers I DON'T love. You need to throw me a bone. If not Boof, you should at LEAST let Craig Breslow pitch a 9th inning once in a while.
My god.
I can't keep this up.
Love (or something like that),
Sarah
4 comments:
Perhaps this is similar to Boof going to the Sox. You don't want his soul being dirtied. Perhaps he comes out for the Twins games. Not sure how I would feel about that...
I am officially submitting my request to the baseball gods in advance (in triplicate if necessary) that Boof pitch on the 14th. I will not even feel conflicted. I would like to proudly wear my Boof shirt to Target Field and have it be meaningful.
So are you officially going to be there on the 14th? Cuz YAY!! I will be there! Oh... and I'll put in a word to the big guy for you too. I follow him on Twitter.
For everyone playing the Home Game, by "Big Guy," he means God, not Boof.
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