Sounds like a plan.

So, here's the gameplan. In the event that the Twins meet up with the Yankees in the post-season again, we're going to need Nick Blackburn to pitch 3-4 games, and we're going to need Jason Kubel to field multiple positions and take up 4 or 5 spots in the line-up. If we can make that happen, by Jove, I think we have a real shot here! There's got to be some sort of magical potion that would work. Thankfully, it's Harry Potter movie marathon weekend on ABC Family, so I can do some real hard-hitting research on the subject.

It's also Texas Rangers weekend. Which means I will feel guilty all weekend for being so conflicted. Basically, I will just cheer for everything that happens. I can't root against either team, so I will just cheer for everything they both do.

You know what is sad? If you do a YouTube search for Ian Kinsler, half of the videos that show up are people posting video clips of their MLB the Show games. I am not all that interested in fake computer generated Ian Kinsler. I mean, I totally watched them. But I didn't enjoy it. Much.

5 Random Things I Am Thankful For:

• No more [regular season] Yankees!
  
• REAL Ian Kinsler with his delightfully floppy hair and his winning dance moves.
  
• 3 Day Weekends
• A season series record vs the Yankees that, while still depressingly dismal, is "times-infinity" better than last year's.
• The Giant Killer Crocodilians movie genre. [I have not met a movie in this category that I won't watch. Twice.]

10 Random Songs that I'm listening to... a new Friday staple.

1. Man in the Mirror--Michael Jackson
2. Like a Prayer--Glee Cast
3. Geraldine--Glasvegas
4. Uprising--Muse
5. Virgin State of Mind--K's Choice
6. Samson--Regina Spektor
7. Walk Like an Egyptian--The Bangles
8. Boys Lie--The Clarks
9. One Week--Barenaked Ladies
10. Designs on You--Old 97's

How 'bout you?