- If you want to feel a wee bit less good about yourself and your self worth, you should try the Joe Mauer Salary Crunch at espn.com. It'll tell you exactly how long Joe Mauer has to work to make your annual salary. Funny and depressing at the same time!
- Predictably, I am subscribed to Google News and Blog alerts with the keyword phrase "Boof Bonser," because it's harder to keep tabs on him now that he is far far away. Imagine my alarm when I read this headline in my inbox:
(I feel the need to point out that it was NOT me. I have an alibi.)
- I further feel the need to point out that as I am currently packing for Florida, I am NOT OK with a Boof Bonser injury. I believe I gave very clear and explicit instructions to the Red Sox organization and fans that Boof was not to be harmed in this transaction. Color me displeased.