I thought maybe some good-hearted Twins fan might be interested in helping out.
As long as we're talking about Mauer....
The Joe Mauer thinkexist.com quotes page is mildly amusing to me. My favorites include, but are not limited to:
- “He tried talking to me, but I knew the guy had the ball. So I pretty much knew.”
- “I was trying to hit the ball hard somewhere, but both times right at people.”
- “Well, what do you want me to do about it?”
- “She was with her mom, and they were joking around.”