Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Reporting Date.....but I can't help it. I'm super jealous of all the fans of teams whose pitchers and catchers reported today. I am also vicariously living through them. I need baseball to start. NOW, dammit!
So, I am declaring my self an Official Pittsburgh Pirates Fan today and celebrating Pitchers and Catchers reporting anyway. I think I can blend. No one will notice.
Then tomorrow, I'm going to be a Texas Rangers fan and celebrate all over again. Then the next day, I'll be a Rays fan. You get the picture. (The 2oth is tough though, because only the Dodgers, White Sox and A's report. I'll probably just hibernate that day.)
I really don't think it's an exaggeration to say the next 3 and a half days before Twins pitchers and catchers report might be the longest 3 days of my life.
And in my haze of baseball-lessness fueled madness, I've found this...which I also covet. I'm not sure I can realistically justify buying myself a nearly $200 baseball bonsai just because it's snowy out and I miss baseball...but I haven't ruled it out.