Monday, December 14, 2009

"Uncle!"

Is it not enough to have my heart broken this off-season?

Has that not caused me enough pain and anguish already?

Must I also endure this?


Must Nick Swisher really infect one of my favorite prime-time network comedies as well?

I am officially crying "uncle." For whatever I did to anger the baseball gods this much, I am truly repentant.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

BAHA! Oh, you make me laugh. But really, I'm so sorry :(

Heidi said...

so, when joanna garcia was on last week, the episode was ruined for me because I kept thinking, "she's dating the swish, yuck"... but the swish in the flesh is a bazillion times worse!

Sarah said...

I'm glad it wasn't just me that felt that way about "Maggie." I almost felt bad for disliking her based solely on her off-screen hideous taste in men.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't look like Joanna Garcia is a picnic either ... she can't act, flat chested and FUGLY. Don't care - still like the Swish ... don't be a hater! :)

Sarah said...

Aww...you're new here, aren't you Anonymous #2?

I LOVE Nick Swisher. As long as that love is a supernaturally strong jinxing force that renders him mediocre-to-worthless at baseball.