Congratulations Joe Mauer on a well deserved first MVP award.
Keizo Konishi--you kind of suck. And that's all I'm going to say about that.
Also filed under things that suck: Miguel Cabrera gets a $200,000 bonus for coming in 4th in the voting, and Joe Mauer gets $100,000 for winning the darn thing. Hopefully we will just tack another $100,001 on to his gigantic contract offer to make up for it.