I will hope those three errors were part of some wacky elaborate Cinco de Mayo prank that I don't understand, and NOT something we intend on making a habit of.
Anyone else have a sense of deja vu with Rincon on the mound in a wildly lop-sided game?
Let's do something fun.
It's been a while since I have cracked open some Frequently Googled Questions. As most of you know, every once in a while I like to have a look at the odd questions and phrases that bring people to the blog. It's both fun and informative. Yay!
Scheels Brewers Merchandise
If you are looking to buy Brewers merchandise, you should definitely check out my nearest Scheels. Because they have a LOT of it. Really cute and awesome things too, which would be super great if you happen to be a Brewers fan. You know what my nearest Scheels does NOT have? A lot of cute and awesome Twins merchandise. Even though the Twins are the MLB franchise that is closest, geographically speaking. Whatever. I'm over it. I hope Scheels and the Googling Brewers fans are very happy together. Stupid Scheels.
Baseball Game First Date Tips
Tip number 1: Don't. See a detailed explanation here.
Tip number 2: If you must MUST go to a baseball game for your first date, and you don't have any independent interest in/knowledge of baseball....try not to sit by me.
Oh dear. I'm pretty sure that you are in the wrong place. But I will do my best to help.
Baseball Fact 1: The Twins are more likely to win if I walk counter-clockwise around the Metrodome to get to my gate.
Baseball Fact 2: Grady Sizemore is not that hot.
Baseball Fact 3: Saltalamacchia is the funnest baseball player name to say.
Baseball Players Who Wear High Socks
Here's a short list: Pat Neshek, Brendan Harris, Joe Crede, Michael Cuddyer, Ian Kinsler, Brandon Inge, Jordan Zimmermann. There are more, but these are the ones I like the most.
Nick Punto Michael Jackson Music
Yes! Nick Punto's walk-up music right now is Thriller by the Gloved One. And It. Is. Awesome.
What Happeened to the Twin Girls with 1 Body?
Do you mean Abigail and Brittany Hensel? The conjoined twins from Minnesota are alive and well and enjoying adulthood. You can read more about them, and their organ distribution details, on their Wiki page here.
Jayson Werth Shirtless/Nick Swisher Shirtless
Ladies.....Come ON. You have to be able to do better than that.
Jayson Werth is a little bit terrifying.
I can only imagine that his picture day photo session went something like this:
"OK. Now let's try one where you stare blankly at the camera while trying to look as much like a serial killer as possible."
I'm not sure him going shirtless is going to improve things.
And as for Nick Swisher, there are plenty of creepy pics of him floating around the internet. I bet we're all thinking of the exact same one right now.
Ew. I'm going to go wash my hands now. I feel dirty.