Jason Kubel and Justin Morneau, meet the jet stream.
Jet Stream, meet Jason Kubel and Justin Morneau.
Should be good times.
I have been referring to the alleged Yankee Stadium jet stream as "El Niño," which is fun. But you have to say it like Chris Farley in that old SNL El Niño sketch. El NIÑOOOO. It's fun. Trust me. I suspect it's even more fun if you wear a giant sombrero, but I haven't tried it yet.