Friday, May 15, 2009


After a stunning miracle sweep of Detroit (p.s. Joe Crede, I'm sorry I ever doubted your signing and I think they should just give you your bonuses NOW), I have but one wish for the upcoming Yankees series:

Jason Kubel and Justin Morneau, meet the jet stream.

Jet Stream, meet Jason Kubel and Justin Morneau.

Should be good times.

I have been referring to the alleged Yankee Stadium jet stream as "El Niño," which is fun.  But you have to say it like Chris Farley in that old SNL El Niño sketch.  El NIÑOOOO.  It's fun.  Trust me.  I suspect it's even more fun if you wear a giant sombrero, but I haven't tried it yet.


k-bro said...

"El Niñooo." It's Spanish for "The Niñooo."

Jeremiah said...

You might want to introduce Joe Mauer and Joe Crede to the jet stream as well. Both of them have suddenly sparked their bats into homerun hitting machines.

Word: phintali...
Some time ago, Finland had plans to conquer and take over Italy. They planned on calling it PHINTALI. Then Finland realized how far away Italy was and decided against it.

Erica said...

And don't forget about Cuddy. It would be nice for him to keep up the power numbers, too.

Katie said...

I mostly just mentioned Justin and Jason cuz I have a feeling El Niño will best fit their particular direction of HRs.

And they are on my fantasy team.

But yeah, may it help everyone.

Katie said...

Ah yes... El Niño. Gotta love Farley. It would be nice if a few of our guys would meet the jet stream this weekend.

For The Love... said...

Justin definitely met the jet stream! and on his birthday even! Twice!! woot. too bad those damn yankees came back.