Dear Scotty Baker, I'm sad you're broken.
My heart hurts, and I'm not jokin'.
Rest a lot and drink some fluids.
That Stone Henge thing was built by Druids.
Please recover at a quick pace,
So you can help us claim that First Place.
OK. So, the whole Scott Baker thing make me naseous today and I don't want to talk about it anymore.
In other news, and this is quite, quite exciting....A mini-debate over who is the more adorable 2nd base option (Ian Kinsler vs. Chase Utley) errupted on the message board for our Battle of the Sexes fantasy league. One of our Guys--Single Man Dan--posted some pretty convincing evidence in favor of Utley. When I saw it, I almost died laughing. If you've been reading the blog for at least a couple of weeks, you'll guess why:
Yes, my friends. That IS a picture of Chase Utley holding a puppy. Do you know what this means? That's right. Chase Utley is one mint chocolate chip ice cream cone away from stealing Matt Tolbert's potentially lucrative Adorable Humidifier sponsorship deal.
This is solid gold, baby.
And, quite honestly I'm a little torn.
I tend to think that in order to make a truly valid assessment, we'd need to level the playing field and see what Ian Kinsler looks like holding a puppy for comparison.
What do you think? Does this sway the "Who has a bigger Adorableness Quotient" balance further in Utley's favor? Does Ian Kinsler get AQ-points-by-association for being teammates with C.J. Wilson? I want to know your thoughts.
Who has the higher Adorableness Quotient?
Debates like these make me happy to be alive.
Guys, I want your opinion too. There's nothing wrong with that. To quote a lyric from Flight of the Conchords: "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?"
I think perhaps the most important point to this whole thing is that Single Man Dan, though he is my enemy and must be destroyed, deserves a HUGE amount of credit for having such a keen eye for all things adorable.