See? I asked the team to try to be more like Ian Kinsler, and look what happens!?
Jason Kubel, you have done an excellent job of following directions. Gold star for you!
Guess who gets his very own kazoo parade of awesomeness now?
How nice was it to see Joe Nathan again, right? Wow, I've missed him.
Boy, I bet it sucked to be one of the people who left in the 7th inning.