Friday, February 20, 2009

Joe Crede: Full-time 3rd baseman, part-time philosopher....and very tender.

Did you know that newest Twin Joe Crede has his own page of inspirational quotes at

He totally does.

My personal favorite is “I've never had my hair cut in Chicago before.”

Words to live by, my friends. Words to live by.

As a way of getting to know our new 3rd baseman better, I took the liberty of running an astrological profile for him. (BTW, he's a Taurus.)

Strengths: Cautious, committed, enduring, faithful, patient, persistent, realistic, reliable, responsible, sensual, stable, tender [awww.....Crede is tender. Cute!].
Weaknesses: Conservative, greedy [ie asking for a $2 million raise], indecisive, inflexible, jealous, lazy [Uh Oh], materialistic, naive, overindulgent, possessive, procrastinating.

Your sign is that of earthy Taurus, the second sign of the zodiac, the sign characterized by endurance and sensuality. Taurus is also associated with material goods. Venus, the planet of love and beauty, is your ruler, and makes you a very warm and faithful person. For the most part, Joe, you are even-tempered and show a great capacity for affection, as well as an appreciation for beauty and art. You are loyal and reliable. You keep your promises.
As the first of the three earth signs, you are realistic, patient, and persistent. You are the most grounded sign of the zodiac, preferring to put down roots and aiming for stability.

Comfort, even luxury, is very precious to you, Joe. And indeed, you rule the second house, the sector of the horoscope that encompasses money and possessions. This house describes your value systems, including the value of oneself.

You are a fixed sign, Joe, meaning you enjoy responsibility and taking charge. However, you are not a doer - you are a delegator! Like every genuine Taurus, it may take you longer to get involved with something, but once you do, you don’t want to stop. You are more passive than active, and prefer to have the world move around you while you sit still and direct.


S.Rail said...

Jeez, I sure do hope that he loses some of that laziness when he comes to Minnesota! I think this year is going to be alot of fun. And hey, if Crede doesn't work out, we always have Buscher :)

Anonymous said...

yes... the horoscope is at odds with the go-getting power bat the twins seem to be in serach of.

However, I am a Capricorn, so me and Crede and very compatible