I know CC Sabathia probably spent his weekend mulling over the completely insane $140 million/6 years offer the Yankees put on the table. I've compiled a brief pro/con list to help him more thoroughly evaluate the offer.
Con: Selling your soul to Satan.
Pro: Satan will pay you enough for your soul so that you can buy 78,212,290 and 1/2 Slurpees at 7-Eleven. That comes out to 35,697 Slupees a day for 6 years, or-if you're the frugal sort-4,283 Slurpees a day for the next 50 years.