In the spirit of baseball cameraderie, I do have a little request of our little buddies, the Rays.
Dear Tampa Bay Rays,
Tomorrow is a big day for you, and here in Twins Territory, we're all very
proud of you and we're pulling for you to go all the way. In return for
our unwavering support this post-season, I do have one teeny-tiny favor
to ask of you. I would like you to annihilate the White Sox in historic
fashion. I would love for blood, tears, and drool to be involved. If
one or more Sox players has to change uniforms mid-game due to soiling themselves, I will give you bonus points AND cookies. Actually, now that I'm thinking about
it, is evisceration too much to ask for? Because that would be awesome. And it'd probably boost ratings. Win-win.