When the team thinks about tonight's action, and breathes a sigh of relief that the White Sox also lost, I want them to think about me, and the great personal sacrifice I made in order to make that happen.
That's right.
You probably thought I was joking earlier. You probably thought "she is obviously joking and/or exaggerating about this Sharpie thing for comedic effect."
No, I was not. While I may sometimes exaggerate things for giggles, in a pennant race, I actually am just as
Guess what? It worked. If this makes the team feel slightly guilty about not winning in order to take better advantage of my powerful Sox-jinxing mojo.....good. They should feel just a little bit guilty.
I expect better tomorrow, boys.
8 comments:
I wonder if you should give some love to Kelly Shoppach so he stops hitting homeruns off Twins pitching. Heck, you may as well throw some love at Cliff Lee, just for good measure.
You could throw some actual love at that rookie pitcher that threw last night. He was very cute!
I think I might be physically incapable of finding anyone in Cleveland attractive, because I didn't even notice. Bummer.
Well, good job on the Sox loss. Too bad Twins didn't take advantage, even though Delmon Young and The Tiny Superhero tried getting the team in order. I think the team uses all it's runs in one or two games and doesn't save some for later games.
BTW that is a sexy shoulder... Swisher love aside.
Wow! Thanks for your dedication!
so.... yeah, the yankees suck and the twins are my fault, I should know better than to switch on the game when i haven't watched any of it and we're in a precarious position. So... sorry about that one.
wow. that's dedication. you never know - that whole ER thing could really happen and eech, that would be awful. thank you! (do it again sometime. :) )
Great minds, claudia! I did it again today (a simple "I <3 Swisher"), and voila, the Sox lost again. Too bad the Twins didn't help their own cause...I can only do so much!
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