Boof Bonser, Jose Mijares, Juan Rincon, Dennys Reyes and Joe Nathan,
then asked me to rank them based on their likelihood of giving up a soul-crushing and game-winning home run to the opposing team, Joe Nathan would have been my least likely candidate.
After the last bullpen fiasco, tammy sent me a lovely Charlie Brown picture to help me get through the day. Through the magic of Photoshop, Charlie now plays for the Twins. I was hoping that the bullpen wouldn't make me post Bullpen Charlie again this season.... but....well....
I'll take a little bit of the blame, because I experimented with an attempt to Swisherize Grady Sizemore. I don't need to ask Eddie how well that worked.
I intend to spend today working very hard to avoid baseball-related panic attacks.
I do have one little message for Grady and the Tribe:
You know how you're playing now? Remember that at the end of the season. If y'all look like you're phoning it in against the Sox, so help me god, I will hunt each and every one of you down and make you pay. It will not be pleasant. Trust me.