That's sweet. I thought I better make sure he knows that we're still cool.
Don't worry! I'm not mad at you. What's happening right now is just your "Regression Toward the Mean." I know it's legit math, because I saw it on Numb3rs once. You're a .500 pitcher. You know it. We know it. It's why they brought you to Minnesota. You had a great streak there at the beginning of the season, which was wonderful....but now things are just evening out back to the average. And that's OK. I guess I can't speak for the entirety of Twins Territory (although that never really stops me from doing it anyway), but I kind of knew all along this was going to happen eventually. So I'm not really freaking out about it. No harm done.
Also, kudos for standing up to the Cleveland broadcasters! When Milton Bradley storms up the steps to the K.C. broadcast booth...that's crazy and a little terrifying. When you break out a simple "Let's take it outside and you can say it to my face," it's kind of awesome. Probably because I like you more than Milton Bradley and you don't really seem to have a history of mental instability.
P.S. I hope you hit a homerun during Interleague.