I don't know about everybody else, but watching Carlos get slammed in the head by Evil Pudge Rodriguez was seriously traumatic. I don't know what it is, but Carlos Gomez inspires Those Girls to be very protective of him. Pudge better hope that he never runs into me in a dark alley. I think Pudge is just jealous that Go-Go has a cooler, and much more flattering, nickname.
While lots of our guys deserve big ol' kudos for jobs well done (Joe, Justin, Livan, etc.), Carlos gets to be the Boyfriend for being awesome, actually drawing a walk, getting hurt in the line of duty and being such a brave little toaster about it.