Saturday was bad.
But yesterday....yesterday was baaaad.
Bad badness. I'm not sure anything more specific needs to be said.
And now everyone is cranky and the Twins are back home.
So...I've compiled a few links to help everyone get through the next several hours.
First off, defend the beach and the Twins from the dreaded Cranky Crabs in the Cranky Crab game.
And here's an oldie but goody surefire stress reliever.
And here's a video of Rhett Miller singing one of the Old 97's new songs "No Baby I," which seems like a somewhat appropriate Request and Dedication for a lot of our players who seemed to have some difficulty keeping gravity in check and baseballs in their gloves this weekend.
In other news, I kind of want to kidnap Dinger the Dinosaur from the Rockies and keep him for myself. Maybe T.C. could use a prehistoric sidekick. If I had been at the games this weekend, when I wasn't crying or pulling my hair out, I probably would have been running around trying to catch Dinger. T.C. may be the fuzziest, fan-friendliest, number one mascot in all the major leagues....but a Triceratops is pretty cool too. The Rockies fans apparently don't like him, so I don't see why I can't have him instead.