The players look lackluster on the field, and we lose.....again? I blame Terry Ryan and that Castillo for Nada trade.So now what? I need a new scapegoat.
Traffic jam? Flooding? Obviously Terry Ryan's fault.
A bunch of quarters jammed in the Diet Coke machine at work? "Goddamn you Terry Ryan! How do you DO it?!"
AND I have to learn a new GM's M.O. now. I think we all had TR figured out by now ("Yay young pitchers! Boo spending money on bats!"). So here's hoping Bill Smith has been practicing at being awesome and doesn't make me sad.